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RECALL NOTICE
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured,
regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and
central component of the heart. This is due to malfunction in the
original prototype units, code named "Adam" and "Eve", resulting in the
reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed "Subsequent Internal
Non-morality", or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily
expressed .
Some other symptoms:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The
Manufacturer,
who is neither liable nor at fault for this
defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service free of
charge to correct this S.I.N. defect.
The
Repair Technician.
JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the
staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call in all areas is: P - R - A - Y - E - R. Once
connected, please upload your burden of S.I.N. through the REPENTANCE
procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, JESUS,
into the heart component. No matter how big or small the S.I.N. defect
is, JESUS will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7 . Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Basis Instructions
Before Leaving Earth), for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without
correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to
dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human
unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on
JESUS.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall
action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The S.I.N. defect will
not be permitted to enter Heaven, so as to prevent contamination of that
facility.
Thank you for your attention:
GOD
P .S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this
important recall notice!!!
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